Bearjew

What if Trump traveled back in time to have filthy sex with Adolf Hitler? And they fell in love, bonding over their tiny schlongs?

Readers say:

＂Unquestionably repugnant and yet laugh out loud disgusting ... is this twisted love story actually harder to stomach than the current situation?＂

＂it will keep you laughing even when it is disturbing...＂

＂Who would have thought that one of the greatest love stories ever told is that of two of the worst people ever born?＂

＂This book is hilarious. Seriously. The absurdity of it combined with the play on the current political climate is great. I burst out laughing pretty consistently as well as fell into some profound thought regarding world leaders. If you’re looking for a light-read that is entertaining and an escape from the typical political stories we’re seeing on the news today, then I couldn’t recommend this book more highly.＂

There’s time travel, love, too-quick sex, and surprise appearances by Ben Carson, Paul Ryan, and one of history’s most infamous dictators-turned-couples therapists.

You will cringe, yet you will laugh.

P.S. You can read the Kindle edition on your phone, tablet or computer, by downloading the free Kindle app.

Harry Bearjew is a hairy Jew, but that’s not his real name. He uses Thomas Wolfe’s daily ritual of fondling himself at his desk to generate his genius ideas (look it up, it’s actually true).