Crimson T. Atwater

Do you want to make more money from people but do not want to work harder like the elephant but rather smarter like the rat who eats garbage but still eats like a rat king?! Then read this book, which gives you the tools you need to take the money of other people and make it your own money but you do not end up in prison. Instead you end up in luxury, like in New Jersey, for example!

In this book, Crimson T. Atwater hilarilously parodies the self-help and do-it-yourself markets in chapters like "Punctuate to Succeed" and "People = Stupid." A must read for anyone looking for a good laugh!