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How many shorts are in a pair?

Three humorous stories by Edward G. Talbot. Forget that three shorts are more than a pair, these stories will tickle your funny bone and make you soil your adult diapers. 

The Devil and Rashid Schwartz: 
A man enters Heaven only to find St. Peter missing. Between the lawyers and the unions - and Satan, Schwartz discovers that Heaven isn't all it's cracked up to be. 

The Pink Tower 
Kash Klark is a small-time thief shooting for the ultimate score, which will culminate in a payoff at an odd pink tower off the coast of Los Angeles. Klark thinks he has all his bases covered, but he finds that nothing ever goes as planned. 

World Wide Wait 
Janet Higginbottom gets a once-in-a-lifetime chance to be on TV. But her job at a fertility clinic and her estranged ex-husband both wind up contributing to her embarassment.