Harry Pants

The funniest thing since Bridget Jones slid down the fireman's pole!

• Australian #1 Best-Seller - ROMANCE
• Australian #1 Best-Seller - COMEDY

Masey's life just isn't like those in the sexy novels she's been reading. She wants a REAL life, like the characters in 50 Shapes of Day.
Her marriage is boring, her son's run away to New York, and all the designer dresses, botox and body shaping in the world aren't making her any happier. So what's a girl to do?
Rope and romance!
Midlife is the hilarious story of what happens when Masey and Wally Head realize there's more to life, and set out to find it - and in the process discover that maybe Midlife doesn't have to be a crisis after all.

Don't just take our word for it, here's what people are saying:

A tale that will make you chuckle even as you wince. The language is harsh, the imagery startling and the characters are probably your next door neighbors. 
If you have a sense of humor and are not easily offended - this is the book for you." 
     ★★★★★  "Rude, guttural and down right hysterical!"  Review by "SoCalBookGal"
 
"'Where'd you have it done?' I laughed so hard it was difficult to continue reading! The 'eroticomedy' throughout this book is brilliantly planned and executed. A great story for those who are trying to get back on their feet after a bad break-up."
     ★★★★★  "Brilliant Erotic Comedy"  Review by "Jason Moser"

"This was seriously fun stuff! I had to share this with the girls and we all had a good giggle and some gasps. Not for the faint of heart, but if you're looking for a little naughty fun, this one is the ticket. Pants off to Harry Pants and his crazy, stupid imagination!
     ★★★★★  "Great Fun for the Girls"  Review by "Tora the Explorer"

"OMG! The characters are hilarious and the writing was superb. The story line was great and oh man the things they did! I laughed so hard a few times I nearly fell off my chair. It had many lessons and makes you really stop and look at your life and what truly makes you happy. It was one of the best books I ever read. Keep an open mind and an open heart and you will love it."
     ★★★★★  "Absolutely Hilarious"  Review by "Luvs2Read" 

"Harry Pants has set the bar very high with Midlife!"
     ★★★★★  "A love story disguised as a hilarious comedy...Brilliant!"  Review by "Rae Z Ryans" 


And from Aussie author "Alarna Rose Gray"... 
     ★★★★★  "So Much More Than a Crazy, Stupid Love Story"

"LOL funny in an Aussie, oh-so-wrong, politically incorrect way.
If you can (ahem) swallow that, then beneath all the sex, humour and bravado you will find a vulnerable, honest, touching tale of what it means to be human in a world designed for cyborgs.
Approach it with an open mind, and what you get is a story about change that will, in fact, change you."

"Three words.

Irreverent. Uplifting. Life-changing."




   "Naughty story + Quirky cast x (Twists + Turns) = LOL, OMG, HEA - that's Midlife!"
                                                                                            
                                                                     ★★★★★
                                                                
"If you enjoyed Wallbanger, Tangled or anything by Stephanie Bond, you're going to love Midlife!"
                                                      
                                                                     ★★★★★

                    "The most hilarious, uplifting, joyful book you'll read this year. Don't miss it!"