Luke E Woodhead

EDDIE HEADS is a professional liar. A daydreamer. A writer of bogus articles for a dodgy travel journal. But that’s all over after the magazine went bust. Now Eddie is unemployed for the first time in a decade. A lowbrow with no career prospects. Completely lost.

To get his head straight and find purpose again, Eddie follows his wife to Honolulu for a business conference. But bad influences intrude on the adventure, and what should’ve been a relaxed time in paradise becomes a bizarre farce involving police, perverts, paparazzi, pissed-off tourists and vengeful Hawaiian gods.

So how does an idiot with an overactive imagination find himself when the drink flows free and he’s one rum away from losing track of reality?

Better ask that sea turtle for directions . . .