Montmorency Fish

You are warmly invited to poke a finger into the magnificent world of snot, with all its pleasures.
Learn all about how to begin, solo snotting, sharing with partners (always guaranteed to get quite a reaction), plus racy topics like ‘the group scene’.
Plus learn about the many uses of snot – just a few of the useful suggestions are below:
* hair gel (best when you have a runny nose)
* non-permanent glue: excellent for temporary attachment of items, such as a small note onto someone’s desk **
* decoration on countless things, such as necklaces, earrings, and nose-rings (obviously),
* to seal the envelope to a card to a loved one – instead of SWALK (Sealed With A Loving Kiss) or SWMT (Sealed With My Tongue) you would have SWMS (Sealed With My Snot) – it is almost certain that you will get quite a response
** An idea exploited commercially – extremely successfully – by a certain company in their yellow little pads of stick-on paper
So don’t be shy and don’t be stingy – get your copy of “The Joy of Snot” today.