Omoshalewa Abdullahi

'Seriously? You woke me up because of 'that'? You must be kidding me. Can't you consult Google? Huh?' She suggested, her voice growing clearer than when she initially picked the call.

'You think I haven't tried that. The network here is completely out!' He was snapping before it dawned on him.

'Then, the dictionary on your phone at least?' Another suggestion coming from her.

'Seriously? Do I look or sound like someone who keeps such things? Huh? What's the fuss about anyways, you are already awake? Just go ahead and answer!' Tobi was getting impatient but he knew he had to play it cool with her.

'It's even one of the basics. Who doesn't know what a vasectomy is?' Tori rhetorically asked

'This guy here. Let's just assume I'm not of a fan of basics or whatever you call it.' Tobi answered.

'Fine. A vasectomy is a surgical division of all or part of the vas deferens....'

'Vas difference? Really? Are you really going to do this to me right now? Just tell me you don't want to answer.'

'Deferens not difference...'

'Who cares? Just put it in lay man English...'

'It is an 'operation' that makes a man unable to produce sperm during sex thereby making it impossible for him to make a woman pregnant.'