Rex Merchant

Pensioner Albert Williams studied a correspondence course from the Druids of the Mystic Mistletoe Co. Ltd. The results exceed his wildest dreams.  His secret ceremonies attract a mythical Gryphon to the woods beside the Stein Bros. biological research plant. News leaks out of this unique event and government secret agents Dianna Scullery and Reynrad Muldoon swing into action.

Soon after Albert is chosen to be the new Archdruid he mysteriously disappears from his home. His druid followers, skilled in the ancient North Country Marshall Art of Clogarte, aided by the Runford Women's Institute, some Animal Rights protestors and Scullery & Muldoon, storm the Steinn plant to try and rescue the old man.