"’Look, gang, what we need to keep sight of is, this isn’t about us. It’s not personal... It’s about the children.’ When two 9-year-old boys kiss in the school playground of a small town, two sets of parents are told to ’do something about it’--but neither of them are entirely sure what. Amira is sending inclusive children’s books to the school library, whilst her wife Chloe dreams of a kitchen island. Sarah is trying her best not to upset the mum WhatsApp group, and her husband Matt just really wants to do the right thing-- as soon as he can work out what that is. Luckily, here to guide our helpless humans are two cherubic winged guardians of the gays, summonsed to attend to a disturbance in the queer atmos and intervene only where strictly necessary... but where’s the fun in being an ethereal being if you can’t drop in and cause a scene wearing latex? The Boys are Kissing is a riotous comedy drama about angelic intervention, children’s birthday parties gone sour, and whether it ever really is ’just about the children’, written by 503Five 2019-20 alumni Zak Zarafshan." --